greeting your relatives

Anonymous asked:
ur sentences are way too long bro, i aint reading all of that
pukicho answered:
If we were all living in the wilderness, natural selection would get you first.
somehow ive never considered this before. when visser three thoughtspeaks in alloran's body, whose voice do people hear?
Allorans Right? Visser 3 dosent have a voice because Yeerks don’t have vocal organs?
I mean, treating yaoi as the opposite of yuri just doesn't make sense mathematically: boys are not the inverse of girls. The actual opposite of yuri would somehow have to involve fewer than zero girls, and that's not an easy thing to characterise.
It has been proposed in the notes that shonen anime, Hideo Kojima games, and police procedurals where all the women die by the end satisfy the criterion of having fewer than zero girls in various ways.
Identifying the common thread of these proposals, we may thus conclude that the opposite of yuri is Supernatural.
("Doesn't that just put us back at square one with respect to positing that yaoi is the opposite of yuri" well, no, because Supernatural is also, for unrelated reasons, the opposite of yaoi.)
Anonymous asked:
could you defeat jesse pankmin
hollowtones answered:
He’s not real. You turn the TV or the computer off and he might as well be dead.
I could do this stuff to Goku or Simpson too. That’s just cartoon.
Bugs Bunny is a different story.
for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.
isaac
do9
why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is